Sunday, April 12, 2015

Historic Moments in Knitwear: Proud Creations ad copy

knitwear of the past
For the tactile knitwear enthusiast looking for the perfect ensemble to magnify her size instantly, we offer you "Blue Lagoon" and "Throw Rug and Cheese Grater".

"Blue Lagoon":
Stunning, thick-enough-to-add-10 pounds-instantly!, tactile!... By the end of your special evening on-the-town, Blue Lagoon will have stretched its heavy yarns to pool around your slippers - living up to its name.  But that's not all!  Wait till you hand-wash it and wait weeks and weeks and weeks for it to dry...what a surprise.

"Throw Rug and Cheese Grater":
Won't your main squeeze love to cuddle you in this get-up! TRCG features both bulk and scratchy irritation in a single ensemble.  What a treat!